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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, |
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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To the only boy I ever loved! |
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them |
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Couples hold hands during their wedding |
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins! |
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How rat proposes a cat;) |
| How will a rat purpose a cat…??
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..??
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“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)
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Nobody touches but u feel it |
| when sum1 touches u
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u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-) |
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Too late for garbage |
| Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt. |
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2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte? |
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte? |
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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain |
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. |
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Positive thinking poem |
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive |
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AAj ke friends I TELL U |
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u |
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Moral of the movie Ghajini… |
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent… |
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