List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. |
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2
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An extra sense is NON SENSE. |
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE. |
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Why do men chase women? |
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving. |
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At ur age hitler commited suicide |
| Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide |
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3 ways to break d mirror |
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth…. |
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You are ULLU |
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
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I just feel u…. |
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS******* |
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