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Insult SMS / Text Messages

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

  Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

Posted in Insult SMS      
  An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Posted in Insult SMS     
  Why do men chase women?

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Posted in Insult SMS      
  At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Posted in Insult SMS     
  3 ways to break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

Posted in Insult SMS      
  You are ULLU

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

Posted in Insult SMS      
  I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS      
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