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Definition of most successful married life |
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. |
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! |
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Difference between boyfriend and husband |
Boy friend is fun,
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
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Husband is qismat phooti. |
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If marriages are made in heaven |
| Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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Before & after marriage |
| Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu, |
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Because married men are more obedient. |
| Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient. |
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Only true friends stand by u |
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding. |
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Remember your wife birthday |
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once. |
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