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What a shot you made - santa singh |
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
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Santa & Mathematical conversion |
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton! |
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Cut workload by 50% |
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p |
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Because married men are more obedient. |
| Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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T.V kion nahin lay gaya ? |
| Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.. |
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Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani |
| 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D |
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Thats a lucky match stick |
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
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U r just trying 2 make me jealous. |
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous. |
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Yeh to aam ka pair hai. |
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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